another "borrowed" blog

Borrowed of course...

1. I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you choose?

Produce: Tomato

Frozen: ice cream

Dairy: whipped cream...prefferably to be spread on my nips or his cock

Meat:steak

Canned goods:creamed corn

2. Let's say you're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

depends on who the weekend is with me...if it is a naughty trip then the 3 items would be 3 sexy nighties

if it is a normal getaway i'd need undies, comfy jeans and comfy bras

3. If I were to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

what is wrong with your unit(related to work not a naughty thing)

sleep is overrated

beware of my fists of fury(it is the most believable when i say it to guys who are at least a foot taller than me)

i do believe i need a spanking

4. So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do them, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

pee....seriously do you know how important that is to me

talk to the family

5. You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

someone driving way too slow in front of me-especially if they sped past me and cut me off before they slowed down

a stupid adult hasnt properly buckled their children in

someon driving too slow(i really hate that)

6. You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

checking email/blog

napping

watching naughty videos/masturbating

reading

logic puzzles

7. We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

i dont like zoos...i like animals to be free

8. You just scored tickets to the taping of any television show of your choice. You can pick any 4, so what are you going to see?

Sons of anarchy so i can convince Jax(charlie hunnam) how much he will love me

torchwood

ace of cakes

army wives

9. You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple-dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

vanilla

cherry

cookie and cream

10. Somebody stole your purse/wallet. In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.

license

my old man's high school and military ids

check book

loose change

depending on the day maybe my bullet

11. You are at a job fair, and are asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

stay at home mom

trophy wife

gopher on sons of anarchy set

closet organizer

12. If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

it all boils down to dont sweat the the small stuff and you will ge through it just have faith in yourself